The world comes to an end

[talula]

I'm absolutly stunned (http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/11/02/t ... wondering/).

[Paolo]

OMFG...

I don't even want that text copied here, so get it before the link goes.

I mean, I am ... shocked, appalled, flabbergasted...I mean, hells bells! If I'd know there was a market for this stuff, I could have been a millionaire before the boys were out of diapers!

Wow. This needs a poll. I just have to know.

But one thing more I want to know is how the hell Talula found this page?!

[talula]

I was researching stuff for the radio show and I came a cross some lady that is selling rice-cracker protector covers for the Iphone. Couldn't believe anyone would do that so came over, and there was the link posted above over on the right side.

The cracker protector covers cost about $47 a peice and are pretty much guaranteed to break, but you can eat them.

[Paolo]

I see that now, yes. I checked out the site.

They have other weird fragrances, too!

[Riverwind (imported)]

This is not what I wanted to know before breakfast. Yuck.

I am so sorry I read this thread.

River

[bobover3 (imported)]

Discounts available for large orders.

[kristoff]

If this might be the appetizer, what would be the main course? Hmmmmm? Yum... Ish

[Cainanite (imported)]

Okay... I have questions.

1. How exactly does one know what a young cute boy's anus smells like? Do they have smell testers doing some kind of comparison? Where do they find the volunteers?

2. I've read a lot of fiction here at the archive, and I do not remember even one instance of "I stuck my nose in his anus and took a good whiff." Do people actually do this???

3. Who the hell is going to actually buy this stuff? Is there a big enough group of little boy anus sniffing perverts out there to justify this product?

4. Why the hell would you make me click on that link? I can never unsee that, damn you. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

My mind is blown. I thought I'd seen and heard it all (especially here on the EA) but I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

[Dave (imported)]

DON'T even ask those questions.

[Paolo]

As a 'parent' who has administered many a diaper change, assistance with butt cleaning during potty-training, and inspection of the early eras of "self bathing", I can honestly say, I have NEVER EVER stuck my nose THERE and sniffed! Who the hell would WANT to?! This is much like the idea of looking at kiddie porn. Hello?! I've seen enough naked boy bodies in the last 20 years to last me a lifetime and more.

I am with the mind-blown crowd on this one. Like Cainanite, I can never un-see it...