I don't necessarily agree with this format but the issue is ripe for discussion
http://www.yazakpro.com/chatstuff/yahoo ... buttic.htm
Butticons
(_!_) a regular butt
(__!__) a fat butt
(!) a tight butt
(_*_) a sore butt
{_!_} a swishy butt
(_o_) an butt that's been around
(_x_) kiss my butt
(_X_) leave my butt alone
(_zzz_) a tired butt
(_o^^o_) a wise butt
(_E=mc2_) a smart butt
(_$_) Money coming out of his butt
(_?_) Dumb butt
(_#_) hairy butt
I like the ( ) cheek over the (_ cheek.
( )*( ) would be my (!)
And consider
( )0( )
Or a more serious, ( )0( )
And how about ( )0( ) - I know folks like that.
All up for interpretation. Suggestions.
Moi
( )0( ) Icons
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HEY MOI!!! Want to DANCE??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeisCvjwBMo)
Don't forget to turn the sound all the way up for
MAXIMUM
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Has our neurology been permanently altered? Seriously!
Will we ever be able to write "but" with out the flash of "butt" or even, " ( )0( ) ".
And what of "however". Before it recruits those same neural pathways, because we all know what "however" means on this Board.
Like a herpes infection, I don't think one can be cleansed of it. Doomed.
Moi
Will we ever be able to write "but" with out the flash of "butt" or even, " ( )0( ) ".
And what of "however". Before it recruits those same neural pathways, because we all know what "however" means on this Board.
Like a herpes infection, I don't think one can be cleansed of it. Doomed.
Moi
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moi621 (imported) wrote: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:32 pm Has our neurology been permanently altered? Seriously!
Will we ever be able to write "but" with out the flash of "butt" or even, " ( )0( ) ".
And what of "however". Before it recruits those same neural pathways, because we all know what "however" means on this Board.
Like a herpes infection, I don't think one can be cleansed of it. Doomed.
Moi
moi,
By golly. You MAY be right, no ifs, ands or (_)?(_) about it!
However, there is a chance that you could be WRONG. I mean, there is ALWAYS a chance.
Maybe we take ourselves TOO seriously. I do, and I know that YOU do... well, at least you take ME too seriously.
Just think of it like this this poem I wrote to my wife over 40 years ago... before we were married...
Friends may come,
and friends may go,
and friendships peter out you know.
But we'll be friends through thick or thin...
Peter out or peter in...
(NO! DAMMIT, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!!!!)
...and don't you DARE get me started on the LIMERICKS...
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LIMERICKS 
There once was a lad from Nantucket,
Whos...............
never mind.
River
There once was a lad from Nantucket,
Whos...............
never mind.
River
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never mind.
River
....with a dick so long he could suck it.
...he said with a grin, while wiping his chin,
...if my ear was a pussy I'd FUCK it!
Dammit, River, YOU did this on PURPOSE...
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here we go...
There was a young man from Toledo
Who traveled about incognito
The reason he did
Was to bolster his id
While appeasing his savage libido.
The Marquis deSade and Genet
Are most highly thought of today
But torture and trechery
Are not my sort of lechery
So I've given my copies away.
There was a young lady of Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway
She said to her beau:
"Just look at me, Joe,
I think I've discovered one more way."
Once a young plumber of Leigh
Was plumbing a maid by the sea.
Said the maid, "Cease your plumbing,
I think someone's coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's Me."
or, the "ALTERNATE" version...for moi.,
There was a young plumber from Pau
Who was plumbing a maid in the Bois.
Said the maid, "Cease your plumbing,
I think someone's coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "C'est moi."
Now one for Bob/3. I wish that he'd come back...
In Wall Street a girl named Irene
Made an offering somewhat obscene:
She stripped herself bare
And offered a share
To Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Beane.
(Apparently, it killed Beane and now Smith has taken his place)
Now, specific to the E.A.
There was A young eunuch from Munich
Who wore a lascivious tunic.
It was woven with care
out of fine pubic hair
In patterns both rubric and runic.
There was a young lady from Munich
Who had an affair with a eunuch.
At the height of their passion
He dealt her a ration
From a squirt gun he had in his tunic.
There was a young man of Coblenz
Whose equipment was simply immense.
It took forty draymen,
A Priest and three layman
To carry it thither and thence.
There was a young girl of Baroda
Who built an erotic pagoda;
The walls of its halls
Were festooned with the balls
And the tools of the fools who bestrode her.
There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on dates,
But a fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.
There was a young fellow named Cass
Whose ballocks were made out of brass.
When they tinkled together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ASS.
A cabin boy on an old clipper
Grew steadily flipper and flipper
He plugged up his ass
With fragments of glass
And thus circumcised his old skipper.
There was a young fellow named Hall
Who confessed, "I have only one ball,
But the size of my prick
Is God's dirtiest trick;
the girls always ask, "Is that all?"
Back to the rest...
There was a young man form Berlin
With a penis the size of a pin.
Said a whore with a laugh
as she fondled his shaft,
"Well, this won't be MUCH of a sin..."
There was a young man form Belgrave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit,
I'm a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I'll save."
There was a young man of Bengal
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Arrayed like a tree,
He failed to foresee
His abuse by the dogs in the hall.
I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd; I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude,
I pursued her, subdued her and screwed her.
There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss.
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would seldom do better than
T
H
I
S.
Holy Holy Holey...
The Bishop was nobody's fool---
He'd been to a large public school;
He took down his britches
and diddled two bitches
With a twelve-inch Episcopal tool.
But that didn't bother those two;
They exclaimed as the Bishop withdrew:
"Oh the Vicar is quicker
and thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you!"
A trapeze artist named Lucy
Would hang by her teeth from a noose.
Until one fine day
when her bridgework gave way
And she flew through the air like a goose.
I'll remember always, graduation day...
A maiden at college named Breeze,
Weighted down by /B.A.'s and Litt. D.'s,
Collapsed from the strain
Alas, it was plain
She was killing herself by degrees.
A lovely young co-ed named Clapper
In psychology class, quite a napper---
But her Freudian dreams
Were so classic, it seems
That now she's a Phi Beta Kappa
FOR the car lovers...
Once a young fellow named Brett
Fucked a girl in his shiny Corvette.
We know it's absurd
But the last that we heard
They hadn't untangled them yet.
A guy with a girl in a Fiat
Asked, "Where in the fuck is my key at?"
When he started to seek
She let out a loud shriek
"That's NOT where it's likely to be at!"
A fellow from old Copenhagen
Fucked a girl in his little Volkswagen.
But the damage was high
The stick shift in her eye
And a gash from the dash in her noggin.
...and Kristoff, one for YEW...
There was a plump girl from Bryn Mawr
Who committed a dreadful faux pas;
She loosened a stay
On her decollete'
Thus exposing her je ne sais quoi.
There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God.
But t'was not the ALMIGHTY
Who hiked up her nightie
'Twas Roger the lodger by God!
There was a young Turkish cadet---
And this is the damnedest one yet---
His tool was so long
And incredibly strong
He could bugger six Greeks en brochette.
There was a young lady named Cager
Who, as the result of a wager,
Consented to fart
The whole Oboe part
Of Mozart's Quartet in F Major.
For the city slickers who ridicule us country boys...
Once a young man from the city
Did pet a nice black and white kitty
He gave it a pat
And said, "Nice little cat."
They buried his clothes out of pity.
There once was a young man of Ghent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.
Well, one more before they close the thread for being OFF SUBJECT...AGAIN!!! But forgive me, this one is my favorite!
Nymphomanicial Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill;
They found her VAGINA
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
There was a young man from Toledo
Who traveled about incognito
The reason he did
Was to bolster his id
While appeasing his savage libido.
The Marquis deSade and Genet
Are most highly thought of today
But torture and trechery
Are not my sort of lechery
So I've given my copies away.
There was a young lady of Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway
She said to her beau:
"Just look at me, Joe,
I think I've discovered one more way."
Once a young plumber of Leigh
Was plumbing a maid by the sea.
Said the maid, "Cease your plumbing,
I think someone's coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's Me."
or, the "ALTERNATE" version...for moi.,
There was a young plumber from Pau
Who was plumbing a maid in the Bois.
Said the maid, "Cease your plumbing,
I think someone's coming."
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "C'est moi."
Now one for Bob/3. I wish that he'd come back...
In Wall Street a girl named Irene
Made an offering somewhat obscene:
She stripped herself bare
And offered a share
To Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Beane.
(Apparently, it killed Beane and now Smith has taken his place)
Now, specific to the E.A.
There was A young eunuch from Munich
Who wore a lascivious tunic.
It was woven with care
out of fine pubic hair
In patterns both rubric and runic.
There was a young lady from Munich
Who had an affair with a eunuch.
At the height of their passion
He dealt her a ration
From a squirt gun he had in his tunic.
There was a young man of Coblenz
Whose equipment was simply immense.
It took forty draymen,
A Priest and three layman
To carry it thither and thence.
There was a young girl of Baroda
Who built an erotic pagoda;
The walls of its halls
Were festooned with the balls
And the tools of the fools who bestrode her.
There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on dates,
But a fall on his cutlass
Rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.
There was a young fellow named Cass
Whose ballocks were made out of brass.
When they tinkled together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ASS.
A cabin boy on an old clipper
Grew steadily flipper and flipper
He plugged up his ass
With fragments of glass
And thus circumcised his old skipper.
There was a young fellow named Hall
Who confessed, "I have only one ball,
But the size of my prick
Is God's dirtiest trick;
the girls always ask, "Is that all?"
Back to the rest...
There was a young man form Berlin
With a penis the size of a pin.
Said a whore with a laugh
as she fondled his shaft,
"Well, this won't be MUCH of a sin..."
There was a young man form Belgrave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit,
I'm a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I'll save."
There was a young man of Bengal
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Arrayed like a tree,
He failed to foresee
His abuse by the dogs in the hall.
I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd; I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude,
I pursued her, subdued her and screwed her.
There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss.
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would seldom do better than
T
H
I
S.
Holy Holy Holey...
The Bishop was nobody's fool---
He'd been to a large public school;
He took down his britches
and diddled two bitches
With a twelve-inch Episcopal tool.
But that didn't bother those two;
They exclaimed as the Bishop withdrew:
"Oh the Vicar is quicker
and thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you!"
A trapeze artist named Lucy
Would hang by her teeth from a noose.
Until one fine day
when her bridgework gave way
And she flew through the air like a goose.
I'll remember always, graduation day...
A maiden at college named Breeze,
Weighted down by /B.A.'s and Litt. D.'s,
Collapsed from the strain
Alas, it was plain
She was killing herself by degrees.
A lovely young co-ed named Clapper
In psychology class, quite a napper---
But her Freudian dreams
Were so classic, it seems
That now she's a Phi Beta Kappa
FOR the car lovers...
Once a young fellow named Brett
Fucked a girl in his shiny Corvette.
We know it's absurd
But the last that we heard
They hadn't untangled them yet.
A guy with a girl in a Fiat
Asked, "Where in the fuck is my key at?"
When he started to seek
She let out a loud shriek
"That's NOT where it's likely to be at!"
A fellow from old Copenhagen
Fucked a girl in his little Volkswagen.
But the damage was high
The stick shift in her eye
And a gash from the dash in her noggin.
...and Kristoff, one for YEW...
There was a plump girl from Bryn Mawr
Who committed a dreadful faux pas;
She loosened a stay
On her decollete'
Thus exposing her je ne sais quoi.
There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God.
But t'was not the ALMIGHTY
Who hiked up her nightie
'Twas Roger the lodger by God!
There was a young Turkish cadet---
And this is the damnedest one yet---
His tool was so long
And incredibly strong
He could bugger six Greeks en brochette.
There was a young lady named Cager
Who, as the result of a wager,
Consented to fart
The whole Oboe part
Of Mozart's Quartet in F Major.
For the city slickers who ridicule us country boys...
Once a young man from the city
Did pet a nice black and white kitty
He gave it a pat
And said, "Nice little cat."
They buried his clothes out of pity.
There once was a young man of Ghent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.
Well, one more before they close the thread for being OFF SUBJECT...AGAIN!!! But forgive me, this one is my favorite!
Nymphomanicial Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill;
They found her VAGINA
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
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