Precious Little Girl

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

A precious little girl, with two missing front teeth, walks into a pet store and asks the owner,"Excuthe me mither, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

As his heart melts, the store clerk gets down upon his knees and asks, "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a cuddly wibble brown wabbit?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her arms and leans forward and says,

"It dothn't weally matter, I don't think my python givth a thit."

[Riverwind (imported)]

Thanks,

River

[butterflyjack (imported)]

Pure evil, Mac...I like it..smooches Jackie

[gandalf (imported)]

Great way to start the day....laughing.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Pure evil, Mac...I like it..smooches Jackie

Jackie! Who's Jackie?

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Jackie! Who's Jackie? butterflyjack=Jackie --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Oops, my bad, I misread it

[Riverwind (imported)]

Oops, my bad, I misread it

Old age?

River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, according to Kristoff, it's "galloping senility"

[kristoff]

Well, according to Kristoff, it's "galloping senility"

I wouldn't know anything about it, save for the example you provide.