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Pizza Boomerang

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Apparently the ad is about pizza. But not just any pizza. This is a pizza boomerang that has the power to save a suicidal jumper and to castrate a male flasher, complete with the severed penis falling to the ground and blood spurting all over his intended victim. With “adult” content, you need to sign in to watch it.

Go to Youtube.com and type “Pizza Boomerang” in the search box….
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I always thought that the most LURID title in all of entertainment was "KISS THE BLOOD OFF MY HANDS" but now I see it's PIZZA BOOMERANG!

Rarely does a commercial live down to its reputation.

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That's certainly not the way I was taught to throw a boomerang .
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Thanks Jesus, this will leave me laughing all night.

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Sweetpickle (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:42 pm That's certainly not the way I was taught to throw a boomerang .

That's certainly not the way I was taught to throw a
pizza dough in the air to make it round, either.
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"Ritorna sempre al dente" Always returns to the tooth.

Is anyone else concerned about a boomerang pizza god that eats a pizza that cut off someone's penis? ✂️🔪 :dong:

Awesome video, but I have no idea what I'm supposed to make of it. I'm even more concerned about the Rudolph flavored holiday pizza, that seems to be the exact same boomerang pizza, but with antlers attached.

You can also watch the video at www dot pizzaboomerang dot com (I highly recommend activating the closed captioning option - english subtitles)
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Cainanite (imported) wrote: Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:23 pm Is anyone else concerned about a boomerang pizza god that eats a pizza that cut off someone's penis? ✂️🔪 :dong:
I am.

My first thought, after seeing first the penis cut scene, and then seeing the same pizza being eaten: "eeeew, it must be bloody"

:-\ :(
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no not bloody at all, its was moving so fast by the time blood started to spurt the boomerang was gone, however it did make for a nice ending. :)

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