help to fudge scan please

[jako9999 (imported)]

HI all I hope you are well I have posted a few times on here but are relativly new I want the smooth look. I am realy scared to inject and getting hold of any more then Vodka in the UK is hard, I have been getting hot flushes now for over 12 months and went to see the doc 8 months ago who sent me for bloods which were ok. I do get mild pain in the nut but ive been back to the doc and told him its worse then it is, he had a fell and found nothing so I pushed it a bit more and he is sending me for a scan, no date yet its the NHS! I have started to take a calcium OD as I know it goes staight to the balls but I could damage other things and I dont want that so is there any way I can do something to my nuts to get the scans to show a problem I have also tried to twist the tubes over each other but that hard and I have not yet got them to knot.

Any help would be great Thanks.

[Caith721 (imported)]

Even 80 proof vodka will work, but it will be very slow and take many, many injections over time.