You can buy knitted testicles in a jar as a "curio"

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Okay, this is pretty weird:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/62854010/te ... ical-curio

Testicles in a Jar Anatomical Curio

Pair of Handmade Testicles in a little glass jar.

These Testicles are made using wool felt and dmc embroidery cotton. The stitching on the Testicles is based on an anatomical drawing then interpreted using 2 different thread colours.

I dont know a woman who doesnt want to put at least one mans' testicles in a Jar. If you like I can make you a special tag for these that says "xyzs Testicles in a Jar" just send me a message at checkout.

Glass Jar is 6.5cms by 5.5cms. Each Testicle is approx 3.5cms across.

The Testicles will be shipped in a small box to prevent breakage in the post. I have shipped many different jars before and none have broken yet, but there is always the chance, if this happens please purchase another small jar for your Testicles.