A Vow Not Given, or Why I'm Not Married

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

Once upon a time, a man and woman stood before a priest.

The lady said "I Do!"

The man said "I Don't"...

And the man lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and fucked whoever he liked and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated people half his age and drank, and he never heard bitching or paid child support or alimony and he ass-fucked cheerleaders; he also kept his house and cars and toys and never got cheated on while at work; and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

[fhunter]

First they lived happily and then ever after....