Slogan for the TSA

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The TSA, Undergoing PR Disaster, Does What Other Idiots Do; Seeks To Remedy Problems With New Slogan!

TSA's new slogan contest

These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA (Transportation Safety Administration) slogan. Feel free to add your entry below.

1. You won't see London, won't see France, unless we see your underpants.

2. Grope discounts available.

3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

6. Throw a few back at the airport bar and you won't even notice.

7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.

8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

9. We are now free to move about your pants

10. We rub you our way, so you can be on your way.

11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

12. When there's any doubt, you must whip it out.

13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

14. You were a virgin.

15. We handle more packages than the USPS

16. The TSA isn't silly, we just want to inspect your willy

17. Stroke of the hand, now the law of the land

18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

19. Let your fingers do the Walking

20. Cough, please

21. Reach out and touch someone

22. Can you feel me now?

23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.

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I need to feel/inspect your "nuggies"