Of Birds and Men

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

What can a bird do that a man can't?

give up?

Whistle through its pecker.

[kristoff]

I knew a guy once who, when he took out his PA, his boyfriend could whistle through his pecker. Does that count?

[StefanIsMe (imported)]

That counts for something, Krister... how about, "The Wierdest Thing Stefan Read All Week" !

Although he could do musical demostrations;

"How to play the skin flute; well, you blow through this end and run your fingers up and down the outside..."

[tugon (imported)]

I have whistled when I have seen a few peckers.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I knew a guy once who, when he took out his PA, his boyfriend could whistle through his pecker. Does that count?

Yeah Kristoff, I'd say that counts heh heh

[augman7518 (imported)]

In reply one must ask;

Why don,t chickens pee??

Because they eat with their pecker.

[augman7518 (imported)]

Along the same lines;

What is the white on chicken shit?

IT IS CHICKEN SHIT TOO

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

I hate to even mention this but if you have air in your bladder

you can produce a sort of "raspberry" noise.

[kristoff]

I hate to even mention this but if you have air in your bladder

you can produce a sort of "raspberry" noise.

I can personally attest that you do not make any "raspberry" noise. You do however blow bubbles when you pee. Of course a colon fistula opening into the bladder blows shit too.

[Dave (imported)]

I can personally attest that you do not make any "raspberry" noise. You do however blow bubbles when you pee. Of course a colon fistula opening into the bladder blows shit too.

That was way more than I ever need to know.