Russell Brand protests consumerism

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>>Please don't as me why I was reading this interview. I"m so ashamed to even admit it...๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹

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http://www.playboy.com/articles/russell ... tml?page=2

PLAYBOY: You once stuck a Barbie up your ass during a show in London, claiming it was a protest against consumerism. Is it possible thereย’s a less personally invasive and painful way to protest consumerism?

RUSSELL BRAND: If there is, I havenย’t found it. [laughs] If I remember correctly, I chose the Barbie doll because it represents the oppression of women, the stereotype of femininity, the commercialization of sexuality, blah blah blah. But what I learned from the experience, at least in hindsight, is that if youย’re going to make a satirical point involving putting things in your rectum, be selective. Donย’t take requests from the audience. I ultimately went with a Barbie doll because of the shape. It goes in easier, if you know what I mean.
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Hopefully it comes out easily as well. I'd hate to see what would happen if the arms worked like the barbs of an arrow ๐Ÿ™‹ ๐Ÿ†˜
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It's just so stupid and so completely ignorant.

I wonder if he cut the hair off the doll? Gives dingleberries a new meaning.
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I was thinking from the other end. I was worried about Barbie's stiletto heels. ๐Ÿช† Up to your neck in assholes?
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I love Russell's humor, but he is a little too much for most

American audiences.
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According to a surgical tech I know, it's entirely possible that once you shove a Barbie doll up your ass, that when you try to get her to return from her man cave spelunking adventure, that her arms sometimes act like those arrow barbs eliminating the possibility of an easy resurfacing from the depths below. Often times Barbie needs surgical intervention to return to daylight.
jemagirl (imported) wrote: Sat May 15, 2010 11:53 am Hopefully it comes out easily as well. I'd hate to see what would happen if the arms worked like the barbs of an arrow ๐Ÿ™‹ ๐Ÿ†˜
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Does this mean its back to a gerbil? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹

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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat May 15, 2010 6:46 pm Does this mean its back to a gerbil? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹

River ๐Ÿ˜„

Listen to River, I'm sure he has vast experience with anal gerbil sex - muhahahahahahaha
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I have found the anuses of gerbils to be too small for sex. --FLO--
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MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Sat May 15, 2010 10:00 pm Listen to River, I'm sure he has vast experience with anal gerbil sex - muhahahahahahaha

I am only repeating what you told me, that and I seem to remember some actor that had to go to the ER to have one removed.

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