Book Report

[augman7518 (imported)]

Book Report

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> Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

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> 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

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> One student turned in the following book report,

> With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

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> His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

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> Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99

> Clinton :...... Cost - $29.99

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> Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read

> Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read

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> Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and

> subsequent catastrophe..

> Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and

> subsequent catastrophe.

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> Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.

> Clinton :...... Bill is a bullshit artist.

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> Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

> Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

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> Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

> Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

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> Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

> Clinton :... Let's not go there.

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> Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

> Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

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> Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

> Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.

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> Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

> Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

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> Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

> Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same

> thing

[Losethem (imported)]

This would have been more appropriately posted to the political board. *shrugs*

[Riverwind (imported)]

Very good, and no this is where the post goes.

River

[Prudence (imported)]

Pretty funny.

Thanks for posting it!