Christian Castration Centers
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:26 am
Last night I chose for my bedtime reading the latest issue of Free Inquiry (February/March 2008) with its exellent cover story Science and the Islamic World: The Quest for Rapprochement by Pervez Amirali Hoodbhoy (pp. 3340). The story is reprinted from Physics Today and is an outstanding analysis of the changing place of scientific thinking in Islam over the centuries.
However, when I opened the issue, the first page I glanced at was the Letters page. The first letter, at the top of the page and with a large green title was
What Overpopulation Problem?
Tom Flynns op-ed Beyond Ponzi Economics (FI, December 2007/January 2008) describing his concerns about overpopulation is needlessly pessimistic. With so many Bible-believing Christians asserting the Bible to be the Word of God, all that needs to be done is to get Christians to act upon the wise, loving advice of their Lord and Savior.
Jesus said, The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage, but those who are considered worthy to attain to that age and the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage; for they cannot even die anymore, because they are like angels, and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection (Luke 20:3436).
Jesus rebukes Christians of this age who marry and engage in the lustful act of sexual intercourse. These Christians are only concerned with earthy, short-term objectives. Only those Christians who abstain from such earthy, flesh-gratifying behavior are worthy of the age to come and the resurrection.
Lest anyone be tempted to backslide and change his mind, Jesus offered a more certain and permanent answer to the sex problem. He said, There are eunuchs who were born that way from their mothers womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it (Matthew 19:12).
The Center for Inquiry should assist Americas eighty million Bible-believing Christians desirous of proving their love of the kingdom of heaven and hoping to attain to that age and the resurrection from the dead. We can accomplish this heavenly task by providing Eunuchs for Jesus facilities throughout America. These facilities would provide counseling on male castration and female genital mutilation for Christians who truly love Jesus with all their hearts. Undoubtedly, these facilities will be overwhelmed with clients anxious to please God and assure their eternal destinies while at the same time helping to solve this pressing overpopulation problem. Praise the Lord!
Lee Salisbury
Stillwater, MN
However, when I opened the issue, the first page I glanced at was the Letters page. The first letter, at the top of the page and with a large green title was
What Overpopulation Problem?
Tom Flynns op-ed Beyond Ponzi Economics (FI, December 2007/January 2008) describing his concerns about overpopulation is needlessly pessimistic. With so many Bible-believing Christians asserting the Bible to be the Word of God, all that needs to be done is to get Christians to act upon the wise, loving advice of their Lord and Savior.
Jesus said, The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage, but those who are considered worthy to attain to that age and the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage; for they cannot even die anymore, because they are like angels, and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection (Luke 20:3436).
Jesus rebukes Christians of this age who marry and engage in the lustful act of sexual intercourse. These Christians are only concerned with earthy, short-term objectives. Only those Christians who abstain from such earthy, flesh-gratifying behavior are worthy of the age to come and the resurrection.
Lest anyone be tempted to backslide and change his mind, Jesus offered a more certain and permanent answer to the sex problem. He said, There are eunuchs who were born that way from their mothers womb; and there are eunuchs who were made eunuchs by men; and there are also eunuchs who made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. He who is able to accept this, let him accept it (Matthew 19:12).
The Center for Inquiry should assist Americas eighty million Bible-believing Christians desirous of proving their love of the kingdom of heaven and hoping to attain to that age and the resurrection from the dead. We can accomplish this heavenly task by providing Eunuchs for Jesus facilities throughout America. These facilities would provide counseling on male castration and female genital mutilation for Christians who truly love Jesus with all their hearts. Undoubtedly, these facilities will be overwhelmed with clients anxious to please God and assure their eternal destinies while at the same time helping to solve this pressing overpopulation problem. Praise the Lord!
Lee Salisbury
Stillwater, MN