I know I should have sought T J Still's permission for suggesting what follows, but he seems rather elusive.

Slammer's picture gallery includes a section submitted by T J Still in which I found a gem.

The picture, in classic Manga style, shows a girl with long black hair, resisting her musclebound boyfriend, with the following caption:

"No! The master castrated you to stop this, and you are making things worse for us with our frustrations. Don't touch me anymore".

This could be the germ of a nice little romance in 1001 Nights style.

C van D