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A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:36 am
by curious_guy (imported)
Why did the man throw a 20 pound frozen turkey out his sixth floor window when Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were walking below?
If no one guesses this I will post the answer in a few days.
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:26 am
by Old Greebo (imported)
Er, killing two Stones with one bird, perhaps?
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:26 pm
by curious_guy (imported)
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:56 am
by curious_guy (imported)
Here is another one:
If you needed to hire an engineer to design something on your property and your wife insisted that you hire a polite engineer, what kind of engineer would you hire?
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:23 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
A civil engineer. --FLO--
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:40 am
by curious_guy (imported)
A civil engineer. --FLO--
You got it.
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:29 am
by markle (imported)
What do you call an evasive speaker who when queried answers in such a way that we dont notice there was no asnwer?
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:21 am
by HairyHarry (imported)
A Politician.
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:08 pm
by markle (imported)
A Politician.
Can't actually say no on that. However, there is a solution fitting the thread.
Re: A BAD pun/joke/puzzle
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:36 pm
by StefanIsMe (imported)
deeker-speaker ?
circuitous elocutionist?
