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Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:50 am
by incuse (imported)
I had an idea yesterday that I wanted to spread and see if anyone will pull it off.
I live in a one bedroom apartment aka "Box". Its not big enough to have a Christmas tree... so I want to pass on my idea to anyone else who is willing to try it with their tree.
Instead of balls on their tree, how about small bags. I'm thinking crown royal bags because they are so pretty. Put these on hooks, and hang on the tree. Instead of balls hanging from a tree, it could be a tree full of scrotums.
Thats in poor taste.... I know. But an idea.
Anyone willing to give it a shot ?
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:26 am
by Hash (imported)
Well, if you're going to do that, why not get some "kangaroo scrotums" to hang from your tree or rubber bulls balls. I can't give the web sites because that's against the rules, but google them both and you'll get plenty of web sites.
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:29 pm
by tugon (imported)
Talk about bad taste one year while attending college a straight friend made ornaments by soaking tampons in water. Once expanded they were allowed to dry. The next step was to cover with glue and roll in glitter.
We also used to have bad taste parties where we could demonstrate our bad taste and enjoy others bad taste. One woman brought her laundry and spent the night in the basement washing her clothes except for trips upstairs for drinks and snacks.
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:13 pm
by Uncle Flo (imported)
The idea of a scrotum tree doesn't seem like bad taste to me. But, how would you acquire the number of bags needed? --FLO--
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:25 am
by incuse (imported)
Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:13 pm
The idea of a scrotum tree doesn't seem like bad taste to me. But, how would you acquire the number of bags needed? --FLO--
If using the crown royal bags, as I suggested, it'd cost a pretty penny. Once your done emptying that many crown royal bags though, cost should be the least of your worries.
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:41 am
by DonFL (imported)
Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:13 pm
The idea of a scrotum tree doesn't seem like bad taste to me. But, how would you acquire the number of bags needed? --FLO--
Well, when i was a vet surgical tech, we took the whole scrotum off to make it look neat, could get a good supply at your local vet if they use the same method I did.. lol.
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:32 am
by mrt (imported)
incuse (imported) wrote: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:50 am
I had an idea yesterday that I wanted to spread and see if anyone will pull it off.
I live in a one bedroom apartment aka "Box". Its not big enough to have a Christmas tree... so I want to pass on my idea to anyone else who is willing to try it with their tree.
Instead of balls on their tree, how about small bags. I'm thinking crown royal bags because they are so pretty. Put these on hooks, and hang on the tree. Instead of balls hanging from a tree, it could be a tree full of scrotums.
Thats in poor taste.... I know. But an idea.
Anyone willing to give it a shot ?
For those with Faux Nuts - Put two large superballs in the one from me!
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:17 pm
by eunuch46 (imported)
Great Idea,
You can buy kangaroo scrotums here in Australia in almost every tourist shop. Not that expensive. They have been treated and the skin is smooth and pliable.
Eunuch46
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:35 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
I asked, but there seems to be a shortage of kangaroos in Minnesota. --FLO--
Re: Xmas idea for eunuchs.
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:04 pm
by Falcon (imported)
Well I can see some people who are on the "naughty" list this Christmas !!
Falcon
