Happy Halloween!

[Paolo]

To those who observe the holiday, that is!

Actually, it's not a holiday, so much as it's become a great economic stimulator.

I have to take my 10 yo. trick-or-treating tonight, too.

The first of the little darlings showed up at the door last night before it even got dark. Where's the fun in that?!

Here, there are 2 nights they can go, 30-31. At 6pm sharp, all hell broke loose in town with kids running everywhere.

I shall also be armed with silly string and eggs for self-defense, of course!

[tugon (imported)]

These days it seems to me like every night is beggar's night. Please just this one time, please.

Happy Halloween everyone!

[Daughter (imported)]

'Tis the season to be scary!!

The fam and I built a dead body out of some old clothes and stuffed it with paper from the recycling bin. Then we ran a six foot long 5" fence post with a sharpened end through it and covered it with blood. Norman, I call him. He's chillin' in the back of my pickup truck. I keep waiting to get pulled over for being a distraction, but it has yet to happen!

Mwahahaha!!

((For anyone interested, here's a few links to pictures of my body...))

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b284/ ... 0_1343.jpg

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b284/ ... 0_1344.jpg

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b284/ ... 0_1321.jpg

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b284/ ... 0_1340.jpg

OH!! And Happy Haunting, everyone!!!

[Paolo]

I like it!

[twaddler (imported)]

"

For anyone interested, here's a few links to pictures of my body...

"

Oooh... you have a nice body.

[Daughter (imported)]

Tee hee....

Why thank you...

[kristoff]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last

of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest

episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea

and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed

sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He

started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the

unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile

at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, who had watched the whole incident, and barely containing his laughter, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out

of a ghost."

Happy Halloween

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Tis strange but Daughter's photos seem to remind me of how Kristoff might be feeling right now: covered in stuff and feeling like he has a stake up his center parts

[Blaise (imported)]

Apparently, his body does look that way!

[Riverwind (imported)]

Being one of the biggest religious holidays of the year and a full moon, I had a wonderful time. Even better not one little bugger came to my door.

River