The comments about the new 'blog' feature reminded me of an old joke, so being a bit sadistic here it is:

Two men were standing in a bar catering for 'leather' tastes when one turned to the other and asked, "what are you into?".

To which the second man replied, "I am a sadist, I get extreme sexual pleasure from causing pain to others".

The first man responded, "Oh, good! I am a masochist. I get extreme sexual pleasure from receiving pain".

The sadist then said, "at my flat I have an 8ft long, black, leather, bull whip. Would you like me to show you?".

The masochist quickly agreed and they retired to the sadist's flat. When they got there the masochist quickly stripped whilst the sadist merely spent his time coiling and un-coiling an extremely menacing looking whip.

Looking at the sadist, the masochist asked, "are you going to beat my naked, helpless body with that big thick whip?"

To which the sadist replied, "No"!

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Think about it!

C.

OH! Now THAT is torture! (But a damn good joke)

I've often wondered about an afterlife for a masochist. Wouldn't it be hell to be in heaven? Or heaven to be in hell?

You've made me giggle. I needed that!

(See my post in Deep 'n Dark re "I've eaten there before".)

Thanks! And love too.

Yoli

It reminds me of the masochist who liked cold showers.

So he had warm ones.