I've been getting a bit ballsy lately with the personal eunuch public relations and Ive been thinking of a shirt I could wear to college where everyone seems to be sporting political shirts.
I need some ideas for a shirt -- I want it to be subtle enough so that I don't get asked by 20 out of 20 people why the heck Im wearing that, but still gets a point across to the 2-3 people that read into the shirt. In other words, I wanna whisper something on a shirt and not shout out anything to distracting. i.e. the "Thank God I'm Castrated" shirt is a bit over the top.
The ideas that I've been tossing around have been a few slogans. I don't really care what it's trying to drive-home, but I just want something to get the mind going on a new subject outside of the norm.
My ideas for a shirt.
1:
M & F
Why not E?
2:
Boys and Girls just aren't enough anymore.
3:
Eu.
I honestly had more last night when the idea struck me to get a shirt made, but they have left me during this post.
I thought I could get the shirt made by the airbrush kiosk in the mall, but may consider having cafepress.com making it. Depends on the price I suppose.
Any thoughts?
Eunuch Tshirt?
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Got Balls? I don't!
Neutered for life.
Jesus loves me (without balls)
Eunuch.org-more than just a lifestyle!
Balls. Who needs 'em!
Empty scrotum for rent.
I'm nuts for no nuts!
CASTRATION.It's not just for farm animals and pets!
That's the best I can do while driving...
Neutered for life.
Jesus loves me (without balls)
Eunuch.org-more than just a lifestyle!
Balls. Who needs 'em!
Empty scrotum for rent.
I'm nuts for no nuts!
CASTRATION.It's not just for farm animals and pets!
That's the best I can do while driving...
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Wit is not my area of expertise, so don't look to me for any ideas 
I will say, however, that I have been interested too in finding a shirt that can be worn that would hint to the idea that I am castrated but still be subtle.
But I think that even if you did wear a shirt like the "Thank God I am Castrated", which I have considered wearing in public, it is going to be taken as a joke. 99% of people are not going to think you are castrated just because you are wearing a shirt that says so. Instead it will be taken as a joke.
That being said, I really like the last one given by Ramses. It does not directly state you are castrated and almost certainly will be taken to be one of those silly shirts with some silly saying. At worst, you might be taken to be supportive of castration for sex offenders, which most people agree with. I might have to keep that idea in mind for a shirt of my own
I will say, however, that I have been interested too in finding a shirt that can be worn that would hint to the idea that I am castrated but still be subtle.But I think that even if you did wear a shirt like the "Thank God I am Castrated", which I have considered wearing in public, it is going to be taken as a joke. 99% of people are not going to think you are castrated just because you are wearing a shirt that says so. Instead it will be taken as a joke.
That being said, I really like the last one given by Ramses. It does not directly state you are castrated and almost certainly will be taken to be one of those silly shirts with some silly saying. At worst, you might be taken to be supportive of castration for sex offenders, which most people agree with. I might have to keep that idea in mind for a shirt of my own
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JoaoGenerico (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:39 pm My boyfriend and I have 2 balls.
That's kinda subtle.
Doesn't work... between my boyfriend and I we still have zero.
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How about the one ramses gave "Balls. Who needs 'em!".
The front could have two balls on the front -- unsure what kinda balls though, and then on the back could be "Who Needs 'em!".
Then again, this leads people -- who look closely front and back -- to think the wearer is a eunuch more so than the "
Castration is just one small aspect of eunuchdom I want to express, the idea of eunuch as a separate sex sticks out as more important to me. Being eunuch is something new and different kinda like how being gay was back long time ago.
There is more to my life than just me lacking equipment. I am different than my male and female counter parts and lately Ive wanted to express it a bit. Not much, I was just want to graze the tops a bit. This is a bit of a new idea for most, so I have to get a feeling for it's reaction some before pressing further.
The front could have two balls on the front -- unsure what kinda balls though, and then on the back could be "Who Needs 'em!".
Then again, this leads people -- who look closely front and back -- to think the wearer is a eunuch more so than the "
", but I think the word Castration would be a turn off for me on a shirt I'd wear in the public. Mentioning of castration on a shirt just leads to thoughts of perversion in minds (If it's not first dismissed as a joke); not something I want to spread.ramses (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:44 pm CASTRATION.It's not just for farm animals and pets!
Castration is just one small aspect of eunuchdom I want to express, the idea of eunuch as a separate sex sticks out as more important to me. Being eunuch is something new and different kinda like how being gay was back long time ago.
There is more to my life than just me lacking equipment. I am different than my male and female counter parts and lately Ive wanted to express it a bit. Not much, I was just want to graze the tops a bit. This is a bit of a new idea for most, so I have to get a feeling for it's reaction some before pressing further.
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Adam Had 'Em
Two for the Road
Ask Me About My Surgery
Zero Population Growth Participant
What's In My Compost Heap?
Life Style Change On Board
Professional Burdizzo Demonstrator
Or, for the literarily impaired, how about a pair of cherries overprinted with the No Entry sign.
And if all that's too subtle.....Yeah, I'm A Eunuch.
Two for the Road
Ask Me About My Surgery
Zero Population Growth Participant
What's In My Compost Heap?
Life Style Change On Board
Professional Burdizzo Demonstrator
Or, for the literarily impaired, how about a pair of cherries overprinted with the No Entry sign.
And if all that's too subtle.....Yeah, I'm A Eunuch.
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"Eu."
^-- I can see this on a shirt in a box like it's from periodic table of elements chart.
^-- I can see this on a shirt in a box like it's from periodic table of elements chart.