I liked this joke , But I have yet to meet him, But he sounds fun.

The Perfect Man

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

Bad. Really bad!! LOL.

Bad. Really bad!! LOL.

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Sorry,

as my teached used to say Must do better

*eyes about pop out of my head*

Seriously.....if the guy can ring the bell with his dick.....he's gotta be huge.

Sara (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:32 am if the guy can ring the bell with his dick.....he's gotta be huge

jenny (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:02 pm .................................................. ........................................

if you meet him Sara give him my address or tell him he can ring my bell any time

So it is true, all you gals care about is the size of a mans dick. And you blame us for liking big boobed gals.

Hmmm.....

And your hanging at the EA where guys have no balls and shrinking dicks.

Interesting, ....you gals are a riot!

Eunuch2be (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:38 pm So it is true, all you gals care about is the size of a mans dick. And you blame us for liking big boobed gals.

Hmmm.....

And your hanging at the EA where guys have no balls and shrinking dicks.

Interesting, ....you gals are a riot!

I like the big boobed girls as well so I get the best of both worlds, heheheheh

and I come here becouse I love you;)

after all you cannot blame a girl for trying:D

Eunuch2be (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:38 pm So it is true, all you gals care about is the size of a mans dick. And you blame us for liking big boobed gals.

Hmmm.....

And your hanging at the EA where guys have no balls and shrinking dicks.

Interesting, ....you gals are a riot!

Nah.. Size ain't all it's cracked up to be.

As far as I'm concerned, if you don't know what to do with it, all the size in the world can't help you. I'd much rather have someone on the smaller side with talent!

I have a friend who recently used the term "cock's stride" to refer to a distance of 800 miles. She said it mostly jokingly, and I know it refers to cocks as in roosters... but damn if my cock could stride that far!

Daughter (imported) wrote: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:47 am Nah.. Size ain't all it's cracked up to be.

As far as I'm concerned, if you don't know what to do with it, all the size in the world can't help you. I'd much rather have someone on the smaller side with talent!

How about someone on the large side with talent?:dong: (well, someone had to say it.)