Subject: Texas Flood

Flood Destroys President Bush's Library

Crawford, Texas -

A tragic flood this morning destroyed the

personal library of President George W.

Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom

where both of the books were kept. Both

books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the President

was devastated, since he was almost finished

coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but

there was no answer.

Kangan (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:42 am the President was devastated, since he was almost finished coloring the second one.

- The trouble with this mail is I beleve it

At least Sr had two books, Jr.............................

River

It just goes to show that God is watching over us after all!!!! Imagine the furor if they had survived intact. Do you suppose that he was trying use them as nut crackers to clamp his testicles at the time? Could be an interesting story scenario for those authors present.

Now he will never know how "green eggs & ham" ends!!!!

We used to make the same joke about Sen. Jesse Helms of North Carolina when we passed by his library. i used to think he was thr stupidest politician but then came number 45.

No, no, no, no, no... Oh HEY-ELL NO we're not doin' this.

We gave up on and banned ALL politics on the EA for a reason.