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Re: anal toy
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:37 pm
by micropenis (imported)
I got a catalog in the mail the other day. It's full of stuff for sportsmen. Hunting is practically a religion in this part of the country. Inside was an interesting tool. It is called a butt-out. It is designed to assist in removing guts from a deer. The add said to insert it where the sun don't shine and then twist & pull. It will help extract the colon without tearing which can damage the meat. Intestinal fluids ruin the meat they contact.
I just ordered one for myself. It looks like it may be fun if used carefully. If not it would be like shiting a porcupine backwards. It can be found at
http://www.sportsmansguide.com. On the top of the home page is a search box. Type in the code JX7P-120458 then hit "GO". At $8.97 it would make a fun gift.
Let me know what you think.
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:08 pm
by A-1 (imported)
micropenis (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:37 pm
I got a catalog in the mail the other day. It's full of stuff for sportsmen. Hunting is practically a religion in this part of the country. Inside was an interesting tool. It is called a butt-out. It is designed to assist in removing guts from a deer. The add said to insert it where the sun don't shine and then twist & pull. It will help extract the colon without tearing which can damage the meat. Intestinal fluids ruin the meat they contact.
I just ordered one for myself. It looks like it may be fun if used carefully. If not it would be like shiting a porcupine backwards. It can be found at
http://www.sportsmansguide.com. On the top of the home page is a search box. Type in the code JX7P-120458 then hit "GO". At $8.97 it would make a fun gift.
Let me know what you think.
HERE (
http://www.emedicine.com/asp/image_sear ... 20Prolapse) is what I think.
This is meant to be used on DEAD animals to disembowel them.
...from the looks of that thing, if you can stand to get it past your spincter you are going to end up in SURGERY having it removed.
...honestly, why don't you just get a skateboard and try skateboarding down the face of the Hoover Dam?
...be sure to send a video...but not of the disembowelment.
...the last one that I dealt with post-mortem was a mess...
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:24 pm
by A-1 (imported)
P.S.
if you are not yet convinced look
...and here (
http://www.gastrolab.net/pa-318.htm)
...and here (
http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articl ... id=1397506)
...surely you jest...
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:52 pm
by DonFL (imported)
Ive done some stupid crazy sh!! recently and even i can say that just lunacy to think about putting it in your ass.. lol..
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:30 am
by Dave (imported)
I think you should call the ambulance before sticking that up your butthole. It's a one way trip to the hospital.
Three words: Don't do it.
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:55 am
by JoaoGenerico (imported)
Oh... my... god. There are less painful (and embarrassing) ways to commit suicide.
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:49 pm
by A-1 (imported)
JoaoGenerico (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:55 am
Oh... my... god. There are less painful (and embarrassing) ways to commit suicide.
Oh, just let him go.
You cannot embarrass the dead.
...I think that he was just screwing around with us anyway...
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:44 pm
by jemagirl (imported)
A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:49 pm
Oh, just let him go.
You cannot embarrass the dead.
...I think that he was just screwing around with us anyway...
You may be rite. After all he did ask...
Let me know what you think.
and I don't know why any one might want to put some thing like that in their bum. There are much nicer things to play with, but if he was serious I hope he has changed his mind. I hate to see any one get hurt.
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:37 pm
by Daughter (imported)
Potential candidate for a Darwin Award?
Re: Re: anal toy
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:22 am
by Taylor (imported)
Amen, Daughter, AMEN!
