I don't know if this belongs here or in the joke section but here is a site you must see.

www.Botanicalls.com (http://www.Botanicalls.com)

When you bring the site pull down the phone tab.

comments?

Keep it clean,

Thanks to talula for this gem

River

I can imagine the call a plant would make while being pruned. No, no not my stem.

Look on the bright side guys...

Unlike most women I know, plants never say no or have headaches