Never Piss Off A Texas Woman

[nutsgone (imported)]

A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to

find her husband in bed with another woman. With

super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting

calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back

door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She

put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it

tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an

old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was

terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not

going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are

you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,

put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm

going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for

a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!