Heroic deeds
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:34 pm
All hail the Hero known to mere mortals as "Wolfpuck".
As i sat and watched educational programming (southpark) i found the need to urinate building within, holding out as long as i could i finally approached the room. little did i know the destiny of another living soul would soon be in my hands. I entered the bathroom with the intent of emptying my bladder and i approached the cheap white toilet with it's stains around the rim from weeks of build up. glancing inside to see if anybody left a floater, i discovered something moving in the cloudy discolored water. upon closer inspection i realized it was one of my three mice that co-habitate my humble abode. I had no idea how long he had been treading water in that toilet bowl, he seemed to be tiring... thinking quickly i reached in to fish him out. at first he tried to get away from me in a panic, unsure of what was going on, but on the third try i got ahold of him and scooped him out. bravely i drew the mouse from the brown water wich surely would have been his grave. Lifting him out of the bowl he hopped out of my hand and onto some soiled towels to go recover from his ordeal. Then at that point after the heroic deed was done i moved to the sink and proceeded to wash myself vigorously with anti-bacterial soap.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HERO THAT IS WOLFPUCK!!
*stands before you all in tights with his underwear on the outside, and a towel hanging down his back for a cape, posing most hero-ish*
As i sat and watched educational programming (southpark) i found the need to urinate building within, holding out as long as i could i finally approached the room. little did i know the destiny of another living soul would soon be in my hands. I entered the bathroom with the intent of emptying my bladder and i approached the cheap white toilet with it's stains around the rim from weeks of build up. glancing inside to see if anybody left a floater, i discovered something moving in the cloudy discolored water. upon closer inspection i realized it was one of my three mice that co-habitate my humble abode. I had no idea how long he had been treading water in that toilet bowl, he seemed to be tiring... thinking quickly i reached in to fish him out. at first he tried to get away from me in a panic, unsure of what was going on, but on the third try i got ahold of him and scooped him out. bravely i drew the mouse from the brown water wich surely would have been his grave. Lifting him out of the bowl he hopped out of my hand and onto some soiled towels to go recover from his ordeal. Then at that point after the heroic deed was done i moved to the sink and proceeded to wash myself vigorously with anti-bacterial soap.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HERO THAT IS WOLFPUCK!!
*stands before you all in tights with his underwear on the outside, and a towel hanging down his back for a cape, posing most hero-ish*