Andrew, where are you?

[A-1 (imported)]

Several dentists decided to set up a new practice. Since they were competing against a number of established practices, they needed something unique. Eventually, they decided to set up their offices on a boat. At first they left the boat tied to the bank of the river. But soon they decided to offer river crossings while they performed dental exams. Their business became quite popular and was referred to as the Tooth Ferry.

[Sara (imported)]

Awww. I get it. Now I know how that stupid tooth ferry idea came about. LOL.

[Riverwind (imported)]

True, Andrew would love it.

River

[A-1 (imported)]

A couple was walking down the street in Moscow. The man felt something hit his nose. He turned to his wife and said, "I think it's raining." "No," she replied. "That was snow." They started to argue about it, but then they saw a communist party official walking towards them. So the husband asked him, "Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or is it snowing?" "It's raining," he said, and continued walking. Still, the woman insisted it was snow.

The man quickly replied, "Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”