im new here

i like my balls, have no desire to loose them, i love fucking my girly friend

but i am curious, how were all of you castrated if you dont mind me asking?

I was mauled by a raccoon. It looked so cute. I though I might pet it. Bad idea. I interrupted him while he was feeding out of my garbage can.

It's never a good idea to wave your wang at a 'coon.

I was castrated the most sure way of being done on the first try. My balls were surgically removed. When your balls are in your hand detached your body you know you are done with out questions.

Surgically by Dr. Kimmel.

In a fight with a priest wielding a reciprocating saw. I have since become a nun. I now run a castration clinic, converting priests into nuns.

Some of the little Padawans around here played with light sabers when they were kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoC_I-tcQlA

On a bet I dangled them over the tank of pirannah.

One with the help of a co-worker, which did not work out so well. The other by Dr. Kimmel, he did a good quick surgery and I am still pleased.

bolls,

Just curious? Why are you looking at the Eunuch Archives, come on the truth! Hash

Bolls might be more forthcoming with his motives if greeted with more candor and less joking. Having said that I lost mine 17 years ago to a rabid squirrel that I was molesting. --FLO--