A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "

Thats great.

That is unbelievably funny. Just brilliant! I laughed so hard that I'm still laughing. Can you picture the look on that nurse's face?

I'd love to have a nurse do that to me!:dong:

keep up jokes like that brightend up my day

Wouldn't it be something if he got his test results back and his testicles had to be removed?

Kangan (imported) wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:40 am I'd love to have a nurse do that to me!:dong:

When I was in the hospital -- I was about 26 -- the nurses came in to give me sponge baths. They gave me the wash cloth to wash my privates myself, though. One day a male nurse came in. He gave my privates a very thorough cleansing. He clearly enjoyed it.

Slammr (imported) wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:31 am When I was in the hospital -- I was about 26 -- the nurses came in to give me sponge baths. They gave me the wash cloth to wash my privates myself, though. One day a male nurse came in. He gave my privates a very thorough cleansing. He clearly enjoyed it.

shoot... the few times I've been in that spot... i was unconscious.. damn

The brief time I worked in a hospital and had to do anything like that, it was always some antique whose balls hung to his knees... Have to put em up over his shoulder to take a walk.

kristoff wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:35 am The brief time I worked in a hospital and had to do anything like that, it was always some antique whose balls hung to his knees... Have to put em up over his shoulder to take a walk.

Ah, that explains why your shears are so big.

Stop, Stop, you guys are killing me. : laugh:

River