I have just finished a story about a guy who loses a great big dick in a car door. It's called "Backseat" and it focuses mostly on the time before he loses his dick and the reasons for it happening, but now I think I would like to write a story about the time after a guy loses his dick.

Unfortunately, I have just used up all my ideas for 'guy loses his dick' stories and I can't think of a good excuse for having a guy without a dick. The trick is that I want it to be forced upon him, so he isn't happy about it after. I've read some stories, but nothing is really jumping out at me. What are all the best ways to lose a dick?

Um, piranhas?

Um, piranhas?

Oh, great idea! Yeah, I definitely like that one. I've just written it up in story form and submitted it to the archive. It should be there to read once it gets approved. (I've got two waiting for approval...I wonder how long it usually takes?) I've called it 'Piranha' and it's a pure, simple, straight-forward penectomy of unsuspecting tourist by tiny bity fish.

Glad you liked the idea. Good story.

What about taking a piss in the corner of someone's garage as the automatic garage door starts up?

Or while pulling a prank on a teachers house by urinateing through their front door mail slot and getting his willy horribly stuck?

What about using hedge trimmers and doing yard work whilst in his swim suit and intoxicated even though he was told not to drink?

What about working with the power saws in his father's woodshop whilst naked and in a hurry to cut a piece of wood for a cheating friend's test project before getting back into the shower? He could be wet and get electrified?

What about whilst intoxicated (or not) whilst streaking and attempting to jump a wire fence to get away from someone? Maybe whilst he was grounded, and his parents consider his penectom (or castration) good punishment for his rule breaking?

What about getting his penis or testicles stuck in the pool filter inlet whilst skinny dipping? Hmmmmmmmmm, nah. That one's too real. It actually happens a lot! LoL.

Hope that helps, Reverand Phelps!

numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm What about taking a piss in the corner of someone's garage as the automatic garage door starts up?

You mean, getting an electric shock? I should probably write a story where a guy gets his cock burned with electricity somehow...I just need to choose the best source of electricity.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm Or while pulling a prank on a teachers house by urinateing through their front door mail slot and getting his willy horribly stuck?

Now that would be funny! Funny, but not exactly fatal to the offending willy. I'm sure it would make a fun story either way.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm What about using hedge trimmers and doing yard work whilst in his swim suit and intoxicated even though he was told not to drink?

But is being drunk enough to get someone to accidentally trim himself? Maybe he is wearing loose trunks and he gets the fabric caught in the teeth of the trimmer and suddenly pulled horribly, horribly tight.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm What about working with the power saws in his father's woodshop whilst naked and in a hurry to cut a piece of wood for a cheating friend's test project before getting back into the shower? He could be wet and get electrified?

That sounds very promising! I'm not sure how the details would work, exactly, but power saws do look so very dangerous...there are lots of possiblities there.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm What about whilst intoxicated (or not) whilst streaking and attempting to jump a wire fence to get away from someone? Maybe whilst he was grounded, and his parents consider his penectom (or castration) good punishment for his rule breaking?

It would sure help if he wasn't wearing pants! Or if the wire fence was barbed. Either way, a castration seems more likely when jumping over a fence.

numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm What about getting his penis or testicles stuck in the pool filter inlet whilst skinny dipping? Hmmmmmmmmm, nah. That one's too real. It actually happens a lot! LoL.

There's no such thing as too real! Real is good. I'm going to have to do some research into it. Has someone actually lost his penis that way?

stewie69 (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:26 pm Glad you liked the idea. Good story.

I'm glad you liked the story! Is that about what you pictured when you suggested it? What about the story did you like most?

I'm thinking off a story set from a female perspective, a girl who wants to peek in at the men's bathroom and finds a way to get into the wall behind the urinals. She gets to look in at all the guys doing their business and play tricks on them.

She even has the power cables back there to electrify one of the urinals if she wants to. That way I could do an electric shock penectomy, though I don't know anything about electric burns.

Another idea is a penis-pump penectomy, where a guy just pumps too hard and his penis explodes. I expect the guy from "Chemistry Nightmare" would have had his penis explode soon...if he had been more careful with it and not lost it another way.

ChemistryKid (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:50 pm There's no such thing as too real! Real is good. I'm going to have to do some research into it. Has someone actually lost his penis that way?

Okay, I've done some research and this is the first thing I found. It's full of lots of great stuff, actually! It is especially useful if you take all of their good advice and do the exact opposite.

http://www.jackinworld.com/library/arti ... break.html

I had no idea that women can sometimes break a penis accidently just by riding on it wildly! Go into her the wrong way and your erection smashes against bone. There is a CRACK, but you can bet it's not her that's breaking.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure what a swimming pool intake is. I've read stories about how it happened once (he didn't lose his dick over it, unfortunately), but I didn't read anything to suggest that he was underwater when it happened. It said he had his pants down at his ankles, which would be strange if he was swimming...So if it wasn't under water then what was it intaking? Air?

I'd like to know where and what in a swimming pool could be a hazard to a penis, especially things that are under the water and make skinny-dippers vulnerable.

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No, I mean by getting it caught in the jam as the door is openning.

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numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm Or while pulling a prank on a teachers house by urinateing through their front door mail slot an

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be funny! Funny, but not exactly fatal to the offending willy. I'm sure it would make a fun story either way.

It would be fatal to the penis if there were a pittbull on the otherside.

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numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm What about using hedge trimmers and doi

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accidentally trim himself? Maybe he is wearing loose trunks and he gets the fabric caught in the teeth of the trimmer and suddenly pulled horribly, horribly tight.

Being drunk is enough for anyone to trim themself. A person DIES every 30 seconds in The United States alone, just from driving drunk. Machines and drinking do not mix. It's a proven fact, and not hard to believe at all. That's why accidents don't happen on purpose.

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numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm What about working with the power saws in his father's woodshop whilst naked and

ChemistryKid (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:50 pm in a hurry to cut a piece of wood for a cheating friend's test project before getting back into the shower? He could be wet and get electrified?

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His friend could have blackmaled him into helping him cheat for a woodshop test and showed up whilst he was in the shower, but was talked into going into the garage because the other kids father was waiting in the car and everyone was in a hurry. He could have slipped because of being wet and soapy.

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ChemistryKid (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:50 pm hilst streaking and attempting to jump a wire fence to get away from someone? Maybe whilst he was grounded, and his parents consider his penectom (or

castration) good punishment for his rule breaking?

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It could be any kind of metal fence. He could get a testicle caught in a chain link fence. Heck, he could get his testicle caught in a wooden picket fence if he wasn't high enough off the ground while trying to clear it in the nude. Especially if he was well hung. Or hung well. Or hung far lo.. now wait, that's my Chinese delivery guy. (his name, not his condition) (as far as I know)

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numnuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:35 pm What about getting his penis or testicles stuck in

the pool filter inlet whilst skinny dipping? Hmmmmmmmmm, nah. That one's too real. It actually happens a lot! LoL.

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Penectomies can't all happen on purpose you know.

ChemistryKid (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:27 pm I'd like to know where and what in a swimming pool could be a hazard to a penis, especially things that are under the water and make skinny-dippers vulnerable.

It's what helps filter the water. It's a strong suction intake that circulates the water into a filter, then blow it out through a different port.

They have the same things in jacuzzis and hot tubs. Though granted, safer than the older models.