Another Castration / Penectomy Film

[dfinder (imported)]

Somewhere on these Boards there is a thread on Castration and Penectomy in the Movies. I can't find it now, but want to submit the following ("Arts, News, Websites" seems appropriate forum anyway):

MARI-COOKIE AND THE KILLER TARANTULA A.K.A. EIGHT LEGS TO LOVE YOU (1998): Proof that even legends make horrible, horrible movies. Jesus Franco and Lina Romay return for, um, OK, I'll admit it. I don't know what the hell this monstrosity's about. Lina's running around with not NEARLY enough clothes on and keeps discarded lovers in a giant spider web. Scream Queen Michelle Bauer engages in advanced lesbian tongue rasslin' with a dancing girl (Analia Ivars) known for stuffing a horse's tail up her dirtiest of nethers. Amber Newman also gets nekkid, while CineSchlocker idol Linnea Quigley does NOT -- an oversight she dutifully errectifies with a first-ever NUDE commentary!!! That may be reason enough for a rental, especially with the added bonus of the short film Les Psycholettes about a lesbo biker gang who cruises around emasculating men and wearing their severed phalli like costume jewelry.

- Finder