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Food Network Confession
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:34 pm
by stewie69 (imported)
I admit it, I watch the Food Network from time to time. Partially because I like to eat, but mainly for the lovely ladies that host some of the shows. When I'm in one of my penectomy-fantasy modes, I just love watching those beauties with a nice sharp piece of cutlery and a cutting board. Just the thought of Rachael Ray chopping off my cock
I wonder what she'd do with it...
Re: Food Network Confession
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:38 pm
by Daughter (imported)
I'm a food network addict myself, but for a completely different reason.. ((professional quality chef)) lol Maybe a new market for adult films...? Carrie Cuts Carrots..?? The story of an insanely sexy chef who gets off on chopping vegetables.
Re: Food Network Confession
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:15 pm
by tinydick (imported)
well it would beat covering them in salad dressing lol
Re: Food Network Confession
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:22 pm
by tugon (imported)
stewie69 (imported) wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:34 pm
I admit it, I watch the Food Network from time to time. Partially because I like to eat, but mainly for the lovely ladies that host some of the shows. When I'm in one of my penectomy-fantasy modes, I just love watching those beauties with a nice sharp piece of cutlery and a cutting board. Just the thought of Rachael Ray chopping off my cock
I wonder what she'd do with it...
I thought you were going to say Giada De Laurentis.
Re: Food Network Confession
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:34 pm
by stewie69 (imported)
tugon (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:22 pm
I thought you were going to say Giada De Laurentis.
Oh, she's definitely on my list
I'd let Nigella Lawson take a whack at it too
Re: Food Network Confession
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:29 pm
by BossTamsin (imported)
I keep hoping someone will write up a story involving either Rachael Ray or Nigella Lawson. Now there's a recipe.
Re: Food Network Confession
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:24 pm
by Paolo
The things I miss by only using the TV to watch a DVD now and then...no antenna, no dish, no cable...
Re: Food Network Confession
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:27 am
by stewie69 (imported)
I'm at it again... This time, I'm watching Sandra Lee, and imagining her fellating me right before she chops it off. She's got that hot-mom-next-door quality, and she's the kind of woman I'd love to surrender my cock to.