Home Remedies (these *do* work)

[Studlover (imported)]

HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a

cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be

almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by

getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by

simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and

bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent

you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze

button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then

you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you

will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life

really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't

move and should, use the

WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.......... THEY ARE NOT REALLY

GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT.... THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO

YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS

[skivvynine (imported)]

I love it. These are great. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.

[Ptrlss (imported)]

Thanks, Studlove:: Good Solid usable advice is always appreciated

Even more, is a good belly-laugh. Thanks for sharing

[Sara (imported)]

Great home remedies. I suggested the blood pressure one to my one of my friends and they weren't too happy with me. LOL. And I also suggested the mouse trap one to him. He's always late for work. LOL.