Ramadan

[Blaise (imported)]

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Ramadan everywhere I go." David Letterman a year or two ago.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Ramadan begins tommorrow. --FLO--

[A-1 (imported)]

Ram a WHAT...?!



A-1

[kristoff]

Ram a WHAT...?!



A-1

Ram A Dan - You know, Dan... Any Dan. Some of those infidels over there are notorious for ramming Dan.

[Studlover (imported)]

Ram a WHAT...?!



A-1

So, what do you want me to do about it?

Excuse me, while I go to the ice box for double dip of Blue Bell Cappucino Ice Cream and stock up for tomorrow.

Studlover

[Studlover (imported)]

So, what do you want me to do about it?

Excuse me, while I go to the ice box for double dip of Blue Bell Cappucino Ice Cream and stock up for tomorrow.

Studlover

Oh, I forgot the bacon and ham for tomorrow's event!

SL

[A-1 (imported)]

Hey Studlover...



Let's have a Ram-a-Dam hog roast.

A-1

[Studlover (imported)]

Hey Studlover...



Let's have a Ram-a-Dam hog roast.

A-1

Sutis me fine! *Any* religious holiday, no matter what religion, can be "rammed" for all I care!

Studlover

[bobov (imported)]

Now don't speak disrespectfully of the One True God! I refer, of course, to Huitzilopochtli, the Aztec God of War, who demands human sacrifice. Tremble, o ye disbelievers, for the streets shall run with your blood! Cantaloupes shall be split open, and roosters shall crow The Rolling Stones Greatest Hits on that glorious day! So watch out, or I'll give ya such a noogy!

P.S. I'm really Osama Bin-Laden, but I'm too embarassed to tell my followers that I've given up Islam.

[Blaise (imported)]

Now don't speak disrespectfully of the One True God! I refer, of course, to Huitzilopochtli, the Aztec God of War, who demands human sacrifice. Tremble, o ye disbelievers, for the streets shall run with your blood! Cantaloupes shall be split open, and roosters shall crow The Rolling Stones Greatest Hits on that glorious day! So watch out, or I'll give ya such a noogy!

P.S. I'm really Osama Bin-Laden, but I'm too embarassed to tell my followers that I've given up Islam.

Osama, I thought that was you! Islam is much too peaceful a religion for a guy like you.