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Male or Female

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:27 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Male or Female

In the chat room you may get a private msg. It always ticks me off when the first thing they say is M or F or A/S/L, which tells you their an AOL user http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif I mean really, dont you think hi or hello should at least be the first thing out of your mouth or in this case the first thing you type. My response is usually the same, " your new here, right?" from there I get all sorts of responsces, none of which follow the standard rules of etiquette, like may I private you, hello, hi, how you doing, kiss my ass, something. Yep its instant gratification in the fantasy world we call the Internet, only in cyber space can you be a king or Queen, beggar man or thief and nobody really cares, it's enough to make you sick.

So the next time your in the chat room and you wish to speak to me in private, please ask first, then when in private say hello first, then you can ask me something really stupid like "what brings you here?"

Like I said, you can always tell the newbe.

so

Im

Riverwind

Male

Eunuch

Old

Younger than MacWolf

straight

did I say old

Male

am I repeating myself again?

argh

Don't even get me started on one-letter words because its so much faster to type that way, then again maybe they could learn how to type and quit using two fingers they could actually type three words together.

🔨🔨🔨

but then again, thats just my opinion

River

Re: Male or Female

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:38 pm
by kristoff
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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:27 pm you can always tell the newbe.

so

Im

Riverwind

Male

Eunuch

Old

Younger than MacWolf

straight

did I say old

Male

am I repeating myself again?

argh

You forgot way younger than macwolf, way!
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:27 pm Don't even get me started on one-letter words because its so much faster to type that way, then again maybe they could learn how to type and quit using two fingers they could actually type three words together.

🔨🔨🔨

but then again, thats just my opinion

River

River - remember that they can only type with one hand or a couple of fingers. It is impossible to chat while doing fantasy and wanking all at the same time....

Re: Male or Female

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:23 pm
by Slammr (imported)
kristoff wrote: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:38 pm You forgot way younger than macwolf, way!

River - remember that they can only type with one hand or a couple of fingers. It is impossible to chat while doing fantasy and wanking all at the same time....

Do u think -- ah -- ah -- people -- oh -- oh -- OH! really do that?

Damn...all over the keyboard.

lol -- I wish.

Re: Male or Female

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:45 pm
by lilac (imported)
Hey River, it bugs me too at times. 🙄 You know what I say at times? Well sometimes I say, "well whats your A/S/L first? Then I try and change the subject also, just depends what kind of mood they caught me in. *giggles* Goes in one ear and out the other.. :D Chat with ya later, Lilac

Re: Male or Female

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:06 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
Kristoff, I totally forgot about that.

Thank you,

See you all in the chat,

River,

Re: Male or Female

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:17 am
by A-1 (imported)
Hmmmm....- 💡

...and what of the ambidexterous?

:D

🚬 A-1 🚬

Re: Male or Female

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:59 pm
by kristoff
A-1 (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:17 am Hmmmm....- 💡

...and what of the ambidexterous?

:D

🚬 A-1 🚬

I knew one of those one time... he knocked himself silly when he missed while switching

Re: Male or Female

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:39 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
I knew I started this thread for a laugh and thank you all I got just that.

River

Re: Male or Female

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:49 pm
by Blaise (imported)
kristoff wrote: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:59 pm I knew one of those one time... he knocked himself silly when he missed while switching
Wonderful! :D Probably happens just that way. Thank you.