Kill da Pig!

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Killing da Pig!

George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in hand,a cigar in the other and smiling happily;

What happened?" asked the President

"Well," the driver replied "the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."!

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked the President.

The driver replied: "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig"
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I begin to believe G.W.B is not your best friend . Am I wrong? 😄
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jehan (imported) wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:52 pm I begin to believe G.W.B is not your best friend . Am I wrong? 😄

Pas du tout ! Je suis parti les Etats-Unis et ai demeuré à Paris pour étudier et protester GWB.

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And in English, that a yes.
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So in English, is that a yes.

We love , all love our PESIDENTE, NO KIDDING, But here in the USA we are so and must me so CRITICAL of our BELOVED PRESIDENTE especially before the NEXT ELECTION...

So give him a BREAK once in a while and show some SYMPATY fot the good things he

REPRESENTS and if we are LUCKY for the GOOD THINGS he does. OK ??? N3RF
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n3rf (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:09 am So give him a BREAK once in a while and show some SYMPATY fot the good things he

REPRESENTS and if we are LUCKY for the GOOD THINGS he does. OK ??? N3RF

Enlighten me. What one good thing has he done, and what good does he represent?
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Slammr (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:32 am Enlighten me. What one good thing has he done, and what good does he represent?

Yeah, enlighten me, also.

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I want You guys to tell the world. I am wondering and pondering and I will ever know ?? N3RF
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n3rf (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:44 am I want You guys to tell the world. I am wondering and pondering and I will ever know ?? N3RF

I'm trying to think of something good he's done, of some good he represents...I'm still thinking. This might take some time. Get back to you in a few years, say 10 or 20.
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Slammr (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:19 am I'm trying to think of something good he's done, of some good he represents...I'm still thinking. This might take some time. Get back to you in a few years, say 10 or 20.

Ten to 20 years, Slammr? I don't think we will live to see it!

But not to worry, A-1 will come to our rescue soon enough.

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