The Urinal is too High

The Urinal Is Too High

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two

female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack

(Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry

(Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom

it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys

would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting

outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that

none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with

their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding

onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he

was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was

staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."

"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow

in the seventh.

Excellent, take a bow.

OMG!!!! That was Hilarious Studlover... *giggles and laughs*

still laughing, Lilac

lilac (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:59 pm OMG!!!! That was Hilarious Studlover... *giggles and laughs*

still laughing, Lilac

Thanks, I haven't stopped laughing over that one all day.

Studlover

Omg!!!! N3rf

That's great!

excellent- et j'ai pu comprendre !