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Foreskin humor
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:01 am
by tugon (imported)
For years a Rabbi had been performing circumcision and collecting the foreskins. One day he decided to take them to the local shop that makes things out of leather and asked if anything could be made from all the foreskins. The shop owner told him that he would try and to come back in a week.
The Rabbi returned the next week and the shop owner proudly presented the wallet that was made from the collection. The Rabbi asked how much he owed and the owner said $250.00 for labor. The Rabbi was shocked and told the owner that was a lot of money. The shop owner said yes but it is the only wallet you can rub and turn into a suitcase.
Re: Foreskin humor
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:56 pm
by Moreschi (imported)
lol Thanks! I think I'd heard that one before.
Re: Foreskin humor
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:19 am
by Dave (imported)
surely you've heard the old story about the two men standing at urinals and one says to the other: "Are you from Brooklyn?" And the guy ssays "Yes"... the first man says "did your parents belong to Congregation Beth Israel" and the man answers "Why yes, how coulod you possibly know that?"
"Oh, back then they had old Rabbi Shapiro. He always cuts on the bias and you're pissing on my shoes."
Re: Foreskin humor
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:24 pm
by tugon (imported)
Dave I loved it.
Re: Foreskin humor
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:30 pm
by mrsoul (imported)
When ever I hear that one about the Rabbi making stuff out of foreskin, I always follow up with:
Oh ya, I heard he was selling the foreskins to GAYS for chewing gum...
Re: Foreskin humor
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:02 pm
by A-1 (imported)
mrsoul (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:30 pm
When ever I hear that one about the Rabbi making stuff out of foreskin, I always follow up with:
Oh ya, I heard he was selling the foreskins to GAYS for chewing gum...
Chewing gum? Don't you mean All Day Suckers?
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Re: Foreskin humor
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:12 pm
by SplitDik (imported)
What about the other two guys at the urinal? ...
One says to the other, "Hey we have the same tattoo! I've got 'Wilma' tattooed on my dick just like you!". The other guy looks over and says, "No man. Mine say's 'Welcome To Jamaica'."
Re: Foreskin humor
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:34 am
by Dave (imported)
SplitDik (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:12 pm
What about the other two guys at the urinal? ...
One says to the other, "Hey we have the same tattoo! I've got 'Wilma' tattooed on my dick just like you!". The other guy looks over and says, "No man. Mine say's 'Welcome To Jamaica'."
Or the prostitute that thought the tattoo said "Puny Pa"
But it really said "Punxatawny, Pennsylvania"
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