The Fate of George Bush
Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:00 pm
The Fate of George Bush
George Bush had a heart attack and died.
Obviously, he went to hell, where the devil was waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do" said the devil.
"You're on my list, but I have no room for you. And as you definitely have to stay here, I guess I'll have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, and you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!", George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a very good swimmer and I don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor, with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for awhile and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
George Bush had a heart attack and died.
Obviously, he went to hell, where the devil was waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do" said the devil.
"You're on my list, but I have no room for you. And as you definitely have to stay here, I guess I'll have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, and you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!", George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a very good swimmer and I don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor, with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for awhile and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
