Superpussy
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 9:16 pm
An elderly female resident of a nursing home was searching for a man to have sex with.
Passing an open room, she saw an old man lying in the bed. She entered the room, and standing at the end of the bed, she raised her dress and yelled, "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY". The man looked at her, had a heart attack, and died.
She did the same thing to another man. Standing at the end of his bed, raising her dress, and yelling "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY". He looked up at her, had a heart attack, and died.
Undaunted, she entered the room of another man. Standing at the end of his bed, she raised her dress, and yelled "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY"!
The old man raised his head, and said "I can't understand you".
She raised her dress again and yelled "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY"!
He still could understand her. She went to the side up his bed, leaned over and yelled into his ear "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY"!
The man looked and her and said "I think I'll have the soup".
Passing an open room, she saw an old man lying in the bed. She entered the room, and standing at the end of the bed, she raised her dress and yelled, "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY". The man looked at her, had a heart attack, and died.
She did the same thing to another man. Standing at the end of his bed, raising her dress, and yelling "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY". He looked up at her, had a heart attack, and died.
Undaunted, she entered the room of another man. Standing at the end of his bed, she raised her dress, and yelled "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY"!
The old man raised his head, and said "I can't understand you".
She raised her dress again and yelled "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY"!
He still could understand her. She went to the side up his bed, leaned over and yelled into his ear "SUPERPUSSY, SUPERPUSSY"!
The man looked and her and said "I think I'll have the soup".
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