Eunuch TV Show
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 6:58 am
The popularity of trend setting shows such as Queer Eye For A Straight Guy has caused the networks to look for new and even edgier shows. I would like to propose a show called
Eunuch Eye For Everyone
In the opening scene while the theme music plays you see the E Team rush into a high school. They have been called by a young man in his junior year. He is slightly effeminate and is tired of being bullied. The E Team arrives and witnesses the senior bullying the young man. Four of the members of the E Team take the bully into the locker room and one member stays with the victim. As the victim is learning assertiveness and self defense the other memebers have circled around the bully and explain to him there is a simple way to stop all this anger and hostility. On cue the E Team drop their pants or raise their habit to show the young man their surgical scars.
Visibly shaken the young man leaves the locker room. He walks up to his former victim shakes his hand and announces he will never bully again. They hug and the former bully takes that oppurtunity to reach down and check his manhood. He is glad he learned his lesson before such drastic action would be taken. The other students cheer the E Team.
The theme music starts again and the E Team is introduced.
Talula our humble leader who works tirelessly to maintain communications and keep the team together.
Paolo our assertiveness and self defense trainer.
Thefraj our youngest member with his British charm and his keen eye for injustice.
Tugon......well..um...well.......just because it is my story.
Of course when the E Team is needing advice they turn to Jesus. No not that Jesus, our Jesus.
As the E Team is travelling Thefraj receives an urgent notice on his lap top. He announces that there is a couple who can no longer communicate and needs our help.
Quickly Talula turns the Toyota Prius in the direction we need to go.
(Since we are a socially concious group the network denied us the Hummer and gave us the Prius)
We arrive at the couples house and burst through the front door. We announce that the E Team has arrived to help them save their marriage.
The husband asks "but how can you help us"?
Kristoff responds that "We are eunuchs and we live in a world between male and female and can help you learn to speak to each other again. We can translate male thought to female thought and back again".
The wife asks "What's a eunuch"?
Tugon jumps up and grabs his belt.
Talula shaking his head says " No Tugon not this time. It would be better to tell them".
Tugon blushes and sits down.
After Talula explains what we are and our Teams' mission the couple smiles and are relieved they have found help at last.
Cut to commercial.
To be continued.
Please, anyone, feel free to write the next segment for our show.
Eunuch Eye For Everyone
In the opening scene while the theme music plays you see the E Team rush into a high school. They have been called by a young man in his junior year. He is slightly effeminate and is tired of being bullied. The E Team arrives and witnesses the senior bullying the young man. Four of the members of the E Team take the bully into the locker room and one member stays with the victim. As the victim is learning assertiveness and self defense the other memebers have circled around the bully and explain to him there is a simple way to stop all this anger and hostility. On cue the E Team drop their pants or raise their habit to show the young man their surgical scars.
Visibly shaken the young man leaves the locker room. He walks up to his former victim shakes his hand and announces he will never bully again. They hug and the former bully takes that oppurtunity to reach down and check his manhood. He is glad he learned his lesson before such drastic action would be taken. The other students cheer the E Team.
The theme music starts again and the E Team is introduced.
Talula our humble leader who works tirelessly to maintain communications and keep the team together.
Paolo our assertiveness and self defense trainer.
Thefraj our youngest member with his British charm and his keen eye for injustice.
Tugon......well..um...well.......just because it is my story.
Of course when the E Team is needing advice they turn to Jesus. No not that Jesus, our Jesus.
As the E Team is travelling Thefraj receives an urgent notice on his lap top. He announces that there is a couple who can no longer communicate and needs our help.
Quickly Talula turns the Toyota Prius in the direction we need to go.
(Since we are a socially concious group the network denied us the Hummer and gave us the Prius)
We arrive at the couples house and burst through the front door. We announce that the E Team has arrived to help them save their marriage.
The husband asks "but how can you help us"?
Kristoff responds that "We are eunuchs and we live in a world between male and female and can help you learn to speak to each other again. We can translate male thought to female thought and back again".
The wife asks "What's a eunuch"?
Tugon jumps up and grabs his belt.
Talula shaking his head says " No Tugon not this time. It would be better to tell them".
Tugon blushes and sits down.
After Talula explains what we are and our Teams' mission the couple smiles and are relieved they have found help at last.
Cut to commercial.
To be continued.
Please, anyone, feel free to write the next segment for our show.
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