A Lawyer's Generosity knows no bounds

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two

men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to

stop and he got out to investigate the situation. He asked one man, "Why are

you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat

grass."

Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and

I'll feed you."

"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under

that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he

said, "You come with us, too."

The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,

"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my

place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

OH NO. That was sooo terrible . One foot high.

Johan N3RF

The ending just killed me... I was not expecting this!