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Eat your own testicles

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:51 am
by dennis2025 (imported)
Is it possible to eat your own testicles after castration? Anybody who knows this. It is my ultimate dream to be castrated and forced to eat my own useless balls :dong:

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:36 pm
by Paolo
Theoretically, yes.

This is a major theme in a lot of the Fiction here.

The only problems to avoid would be dying from the castration, assuming that no real doctor is going to give you the goodies back once they’re cut out and you had to seek non-medical cutting (which we don’t recommend). Or if a real doctor did give them back to you, they’d more than likely be pickled in something like formaldehyde that wouldn’t go well as a cooking ingredient at all. Cannibalism has been around for a long time, reportedly still is in some areas, so the idea of eating human testicles isn’t that far fetched – although it’s probably not very high on the list of restaurant orders and there might be some confusion as to which wine to serve with the goodies. Remember the Donner Party...

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:19 am
by Henri Meunier (imported)
dennis2025 (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:51 am Is it possible to eat your own testicles after castration? Anybody who knows this. It is my ultimate dream to be castrated and forced to eat my own useless balls :dong:

Hallo Dennis2025,

I never stayed in America, and I’m not familiar with American law. So I’ll write with my European experiences: Your testicles are yours. It is nobodies right to take them. If you’ll find a doctor or a person who can do it in a professional manner and who agrees to cut them off without a medical reason, you may insist to keep them afterwards. (If there is a medical reason, than things are quiet different.)

Did you already prepare and taste testicles of an animal? In France, there are restaurants where they are served. If one day you are going to prepare your own testicles, it may be better when you are used to do it yourself. There are many recipes for the preparation of testicles...

Yours

HM.

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:20 am
by Henri Meunier (imported)
dennis2025 (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:51 am Is it possible to eat your own testicles after castration? Anybody who knows this. It is my ultimate dream to be castrated and forced to eat my own useless balls :dong:

Salut Dennis,

tes testicules sont les tiens. Personne a le droit de te les prendre. Si tu vas trouver un médecin ou une personne qui sait le faire professionnellement, et cette personne sera d’accord de te les couper sans raison médicale, tu pourras insister de les garder après.

(S’il y a une raison médicale, la chose est différente.)

Est-ce que tu as déjà préparé et goûté des testicules d’un animal? En France on trouve des restaurants où on les serve. Si peut-être un jour tu vas préparer les testicules à toi, il sera préférable si tu auras l’habitude de le faire toi-même. Il y a tant de recettes pour préparer des testicules...

Amitiés

HM.

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:58 am
by DocT (imported)
I had a plantar wart removed once and the doctor held a scalpel to my corotid until I agreed to eat it with some faba beans and a nice chianti. Afterwards we danced like children of the night and sacrificed our vestigial organs to the mythical goddess of the hunt. She turned out to be a vegan... I didn't see that coming.

DocT

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:25 am
by Henri Meunier (imported)
Traduction de l’article de DocT:

J’ai fait enlever une verrue d‘un de mes pieds, et le médecin me tenait un scalpel à la gorge jusqu’à ce que j’acceptais de la manger avec des fèves et un bon Chianti. Après, nous dansions comme des enfants de la nuit et sacrifions nos organes vestigials à la déesse mythique de la chasse. Elle s'est avérée être végétarienne... Cela, je ne l’attendais pas.

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:26 am
by Henri Meunier (imported)
Übersetzung des Beitrages von DocT:

Ich habe einmal eine Fuß-Warze entfernen lassen, und der Arzt hielt ein Skalpell an meine Halsschlagader, bis ich damit einverstanden war, sie mit dicken Bohnen und einem köstlichen Chianti zu essen. Danach tanzten wir wie Kinder der Nacht und opferten unsere entbehrlichen Organe der mythischen Göttin der Jagd. Sie entpuppte sich als Vegetarierin... Das hatte ich nicht erwartet.

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:58 am
by Muffer (imported)
I have mine in a jar of alcohol . so if we deside to eat them one day we can have a drink too , For now though we are happy to have them to show to friends.

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:38 pm
by Nena (imported)
Was für ein schlechter Witz.... also wenn ein Arzt wirklich sowas gemacht haben sollte, war es sicher nich das erste mal, aber vermutlich auch eines seiner letzten male, mit mir hätte er diese nummer nich abgezogen,.....

Arzt is nen Job, wie jeder andere und wer seine Befugnisse missbraucht steht alsbald ohne solchen da.... diese geschichte is sicherlich an den Haaren herbeigezogen ich nenn das mal spooky..

La Nena
Henri Meunier (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:26 am Übersetzung des Beitrages von DocT:

Ich habe einmal eine Fuß-Warze entfernen lassen, und der Arzt hielt ein Skalpell an meine Halsschlagader, bis ich damit einverstanden war, sie mit dicken Bohnen und einem köstlichen Chianti zu essen. Danach tanzten wir wie Kinder der Nacht und opferten unsere entbehrlichen Organe der mythischen Göttin der Jagd. Sie entpuppte sich als Vegetarierin... Das hatte ich nicht erwartet.

Re: Eat your own testicles

Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:41 pm
by Nena (imported)
Nice fiction, you´re definatly a liar... Think your story wasn´t quite long enough

to make it´s way to the story board, so you wrote it down here.. very amusing and .----- forget it!

La Nena
DocT (imported) wrote: Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:58 am I had a plantar wart removed once and the doctor held a scalpel to my corotid until I agreed to eat it with some faba beans and a nice chianti. Afterwards we danced like children of the night and sacrificed our vestigial organs to the mythical goddess of the hunt. She turned out to be a vegan... I didn't see that coming.

DocT