"Daddy, how was I born?"
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:17 pm
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met
at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready
to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've got male.
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met
at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready
to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've got male.
