" Good morning, " said the young Eunuch. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young Eunuch man wedged his foot in the door and struggled to push it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder with pleasure."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.
