i got told how some guy got his dick bitten off by a monkey in the news paper the other day....... dont know how true this is but it gives everyone something to try and find :-\

wannabe (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:05 pm i got told how some guy got his dick bitten off by a monkey in the news paper the other day....... dont know how true this is but it gives everyone something to try and find :-\

I wonder how that monkey got in the newspaper in the first place. It must have been a large newspaper to hold a monkey big enough to bite off a man's penis.

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:57 pm I wonder how that monkey got in the newspaper in the first place. It must have been a large newspaper to hold a monkey big enough to bite off a man's penis.

Isn't correct punctuation, or the lack of it, wonderful?

HairyHarry (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:19 am Isn't correct punctuation, or the lack of it, wonderful?

I think the problem here is more one of sentence structure than one of punctuation.

I think what wannabe meant to write was:

"Someone told me that he/she read in the newspaper that

wannabe (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:05 pm some guy got his dick bitten off by a monkey

the other day."

This might be a ref. to the two chimps that castrated that guy at the animal refuge. Not the first time I've heard of chimps castrating humans in the course of an attack. I don't know why anyone would want to keep one of those filthy creatures.

Hmm,

Sounds like an alternative to a cutter.

Maybe that is why some people want to own them. That and perhaps they might resemble that first date...



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Dayhunter (imported) wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:35 pm This might be a ref. to the two chimps that castrated that guy at the animal refuge. Not the first time I've heard of chimps castrating humans in the course of an attack. I don't know why anyone would want to keep one of those filthy creatures.

do you think thats what michael jackson had bubbles for

well what i heard of was that this guy kept a monkey/ape/whatever as a pet, but it got too big so he gave it to a zoo an he went there an fed it every noun again, but this last time he went another monkey/ape/whatever got in a bad mood about the guy feeding his monkey/ape/whatever went crazy and chomped whilst his head was in a vital area of the guys body and bit straight through his trousers AND severd his .......but again i dont know how true/false this story is.......... anyway i seen a trailer for the new film King Kong today and it doesnt look that bad!

bet it hurt. wonder how much stump there is or if his balls were damaged too hummmm