Amid fighting with your relatives and in-laws (the bastards), , ,

you can celebrate the fourth by buying cheap hot dogs and ground beef - cooking the hot dogs (made from animal parts that we dare not mention - lips. dicks, fat, cereal, sweetmeats, hooves, ears, bollocks) until the skin is black over charcoal grills and turning the ground beef into black, well done (and bacteria free) lumps of semi coal (laden with carcinogenic combustion products) - And them stuffing all of that down your gullet until you're ready to burst or puke - . Top it all off with a good, chilled beer (scratch that, a weak, watery american beer that looks like piss) on ICE.

And there you have it - top it all off with a couple aspirin to prevent any headache tomorrow.

and then wave a flag a few times just to be patriotic...

Dave

:nutsycuck :nutsycuck

Actually, we'll be taping or tying little effigies of government officials to bottle rockets and sending them up...

Paolo,

...hold on to your sparklers, I think that she's a-gonna BLOW!



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