http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,328 ... 60,00.html

Robber loses testicle after bite from victim

14 May 2005

LIMA: A Peruvian woman sank her teeth into the testicles of a man who broke into her property to steal cattle and tried to rape her, leaving doctors no option but to lop one off, police and officials said on Friday.

"It looked like a dog bite. The man arrived with his right testicle dead and hanging by a thread ... there was nothing to do but cut it off," said Hugo Jaime, a surgeon in the regional hospital in Huanuco in the Andes northeast of Lima.

The incident happened on Monday night in a remote village when Hermogenes Meza and 10 men tried to steal Elizabeth Coz's cattle.

Coz was not arrested because she acted out of self-defence, the officer added. The men ran away when Coz and relatives started stoning them.

This news story reminds me of a column written by Mike Royko, a syndicated writer for a major Chicago newspaper about ten years ago.

It seemed that this 40 year old man was going to rape this 80 year old lady after he had broken into her house. Everything was going well until he took his pants and underware off inorder to do the foul deed. Another major mistake occurred when he decided to have oral sex with the lady. He threw his face into her muff while pressing down on her face with his cock and balls. So she did exactly the right thing. She clamped her teeth over the scrotum and bid down like a pitbull dog. Bleeding badly, he escaped to the door where she accosted him again. This time biting one ball off completely. He raced out to her yard while she called 911. The cops found him within a block of her house bleeding badly. He lived. She testified in court, and he went to the slammer. I am just recounting the basics and can not do justice to Royko's story telling ability.