Am seriously interested in a consenual gay scene where the end result is getting roasted alive and devoured - starting with my cock & balls while I'm still alive. However, there will need to be many days in an isolated location of sexual abuse & preparation before the actual barbque.

Any thoughts?

so,

Who is your life insurance carrier?



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Dear Roast-me,

Do you prefer "Original recipe" or "Extra crispy"?

Master Waddie

I personaly prefer my meat to be a little on the rare side and can i have baggsies on the rump

Master Waddie - you would have to give me more deatils on how you would do me extra crispy vs original recipe!

Roast-me~

Ah, ha! Hoisted by his own petards! Your reply tells me all I need to know about the seriousness of your original post. Share with you further details? Indeed! To what end? An afternoon of self abuse as you read my detailed description. (Actually, that doesn't sound too bad to me either.....)

Of course, you understand that the "Original Recipe" of 29 herbs and spices is known only to Col. Sanders and myself. If I were to reveal that then I'd have to kill you and that would spoil your being 'roasted alive'! Perhaps you'd consider an alternative of 'stewing in your own juices' which may be preferable for an older piece of meat. (i.e. a young fryer as opposed to a stewing hen)

All joking aside, if you're looking for this kind of fantasy there are several excellent stories on the Archive board that deal with this subject that might give you some comfort for the above mentioned afternoons delight. The works of Rob Cole come to mind. Excellent writer and story teller! Brightened more than one afternoon for me!

Master Waddie