>Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his

>lunch made, puts on his coveralls, grabs the gun and goes to the garage

>to warm up his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area. He

>backs his truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really

>pouring down,it is like a torrential downpour. There is also some snow

>mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

>He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.

>He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes later, he

>puts his truck in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

>There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation,

>he whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible".

>To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid ass husband is

>out hunting in that shit?"

>

Got this in my email, there has to be a story here somewhere. Let me know what you can do with it.

frb

P.S. Possibility's:

1. Husband castrates his wife's lover.

2. Husband fixes wife.

3. Wife castrates husband.

4. Wife's boyfriend castrates husband.

5. Wife castrates lover and husband and becomes a lesbian.

You forgot one,

6. Husband strangles wife and makes Summer Sausage out of the carcass. :shakemitk

Or, husband eats wife... a common story line here, it seems...



A-1

Sorry, missed the 'summer sausage' idea. As to the second are you refering metaphorically (sp) to eating as in cunnilingus, or as in to dine?

Which brings up a bad joke. A man is showing off his new model 700 Remington 308 with 9 power scope. He looks across a small pond and sees the neighbors wife with another man. Informed formed of this the neighbor say: "Shoot that cheating cunt in the head, and blow his balls off."

Taking another peek through the scope, the gunowner replies: "I do believe I can do that with one bullet."

frb

RE: Summer Sausage idea...

You know, women can be DICKS, too, you know...



A-1

There's also the possibility that the husband forces his wife to castrate her lover. Who then might seek revenge by fixing both husband and wife.

Yep, that would be another possibiity. But the number of stories where there is female alteration is less than one percent I would guess.

frb

Sometimes they are pretty well hidden...

The Lovers (http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/L/newea_58163The_Love.htm)

Not exactly the theme that you were talking about, but the content is there.

A-1

You would have to wonder if there are parents not insane, that would take their kids to a clinic such as this. Sure would put a stop to grandkids.

frb

frb,

I have witnessed insane parents. Not my own, but somebody else's.

The saying that applies is "as the twig is bent, so grows the tree."

Haven't you noticed that the more sexually repressed a society is the kinkier it's deviates become?

The fastest way to get somebody to think about sex is to tell them that they cannot think about it.

A-1

I guess that is why the British show up with the ships and chains, and the Arab world still has brothels stocked with castrated boys.

frb