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How Eunuchs Avoid the Flu...

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:50 pm
by Robby (imported)
We Eat right! We make sure we get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

We take our vitamins and bump up our vitamin c.

We get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build our immune system.

We walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, and take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

We wash our hands often. If we can't wash them, we keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

We get lots of fresh air. We open windows whenever possible.

We get plenty of rest.

We try to eliminate as much stress from our life as we can.

And .... We take the doctors office approach. Think about it, when we go in for a shot, what do they do first? Clean our arm with alcohol.

Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So......

We walk to the liquor store (exercise), we put lime in our Corona (fruit), celery in our Bloody Marys (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest).

The way we see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can't get you!!!!

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Re: How Eunuchs Avoid the Flu...

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:51 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Robby,

I'll Drink to THAT!

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Re: How Eunuchs Avoid the Flu...

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:19 am
by Andrew (imported)
I have been a eunuch for 3-1/2 years and a recovered alcoholic for over 20-1/2 years, so I have to admit that I avoid flu the traditional way. My 60th birthday was on 4 October. On 5 October my Physician gave me a flu shot. On 6 October the news came out about the vacceine shortage. I lucked out. 📖 📖

Re: How Eunuchs Avoid the Flu...

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:10 am
by Riverwind (imported)
Robby, knowing you so well I was wondering where this was going, You did not fail or pop my bubble. Your still the Robby I know.

So is it miller time yet?

River

Re: How Eunuchs Avoid the Flu...

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:17 am
by Taylor (imported)
I loved the post!

Don't forget another benefit of alcohol, it acts as anti-freeze in the winter! 😄

Re: How Eunuchs Avoid the Flu...

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:38 am
by Desire (imported)
HI

Everyone

I don"t drink alcholic beverages, since I quit drinking back in 1986, but I"ll have to make an exeption in this case of avoiding the flu. That flu is bad stuff. I could use a mix of coke and brandy, which was me previous favorite.

Desire

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