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President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:02 pm
by Studlover (imported)
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Bush on Gods law

Dear President Bush:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I

have learned a great deal from you, and try to share that knowledge

with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the

homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that

Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ...

End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements

of God's Laws and how to follow them...

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and

female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend

of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can

you clarify?

Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in

Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair

price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her

period of menstrual uncleanliness. (Lev.15:19-24) The problem is how

do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a

pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is, my neighbors.

They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2

clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to

kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an

abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than

homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there

'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have

a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.

Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair

around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev

19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes

me unclean. But may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two

different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing

garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He

also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go

to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?

(Lev. 24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private

family affair, as we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy

considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can

help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and

unchanging.

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:03 pm
by jemagirl (imported)
Hmm. I wonder if he reads his e-mail or snail mail. He doesn't read the papers. How did he ever manage to get all the way through Leviticus os is that convicticus?

Jema

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:38 am
by Riverwind (imported)
REALLY, Studlover that is great, I have a couple of people I know I would love to send it to, hell I will send it to them. 💥💥💥📖http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif

River

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:45 am
by Studlover (imported)
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:38 am REALLY, Studlover that is great, I have a couple of people I know I would love to send it to, hell I will send it to them. 💥💥💥📖http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif

River

River,

I have several Fundamentalist Christian friends. I made sure they got it!!

Studlover

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:10 am
by jane_says (imported)
This was originally sent around the internet several years ago. It was then written as (I'm not making this up, swear to Og) a letter to Dr. Laura from a fan/listener. I think it may be on Snopes, because people thought believed it to be an actual letter at the time.

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:12 am
by Studlover (imported)
jane_says (imported) wrote: Fri Aug 06, 2004 7:10 am This was originally sent around the internet several years ago. It was then written as (I'm not making this up, swear to Og) a letter to Dr. Laura from a fan/listener. I think it may be on Snopes, because people thought believed it to be an actual letter at the time.

I meant to preface that it was originally sent to Dr. Laura when she made an anti-gay statement. This same theme was used in a recent episode in Queer as Folk.

Studlover

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:42 am
by jane_says (imported)
here (http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp) to Snopes' story on the subject.

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:48 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Studlover,

Is it not wonderful that we have been freed from the Levitical Laws?

I could probably give up shellfish, but not pussy.

Oh, by the way, can you post a picture of your daughter in a bikini as a avatar and perhaps I can give you an accurate apprasial.

🚬 A-1 🚬

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 8:11 am
by Manimal (imported)
Wow, now that's a catechism.

Correct me if I am mistaken:

George Bush & John Kerry

believe in the devinity of Jesus.

George Washington did not.

Of the three, who has

the better judgement?

Re: President Bush on God's Law..an open letter

Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:16 pm
by A-1 (imported)
Well,

George is not capable of making a judgment, George is dead.

He doesn't count.

🙄 🙄 🙄

;) :D 😄

🚬 A-1 🚬